REAL HOT GIRL SH-T: Megan Thee Stallion Couldn’t Throw Worth A Damn At Houston Astros’ Opening Day, But She Looked Good AF

Houston baseball fans and the internet got a taste of some real hot girl sh*t on opening day at Minute Maid Park when Megan Thee Stallion tossed out the starting season’s ceremonial Opening Day pitch.

On March 30, the 28-year-old bombshell sauntered and bopped out onto the field, donning a fitted Houston Astros jersey that was tied in a knot above her belly button, a pair of Nike Air Force 1 Lows and tight white jeans that hugged every inch of her bottom.

Even the city’s newspaper, The Houston Chronicle, went up for the hometown talent’s pitch.

“Megan Thee Stallion threw out the first pitch for the Astros’ season opener,” it wrote on its official Twitter account.

Megan Thee Stallion threw out the first pitch for the Astros’ season opener 🤩 pic.twitter.com/kDnnjl5AsV

— Chron (@chron) <ahref=”https://twitter.com/chron/status/1641584858999685121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>March 30, 2023

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The self-proclaimed “hot girl” prepped by getting her pitcher’s stance together and even joked with the mascot before she fired off the Opening Day throw. Fans cheered the “Savage” rapper on as she tossed the ball. Though the throw was wider than her hips, Megan flashed a mega-watt smile– as while Infielder David Hensley left the Astro’s catcher’s box to give the Houston native a hug.

Black Twitter couldn’t have cared less about Megan’s baseball acumen. Users on the social media site had all eyes on the goddess. Reactions ranged from lustful to pure admiration because the “Big Ole Freak” femcee was indeed fine as wine on the Minute Maid Park field.

I don’t care what nobody says, Megan Thee Stallion did a fantastic job throwing out the first pitch for the Houston Astros. pic.twitter.com/kVqAubKrLh

— V̷a̷t̷o̷r̷ (@Vator_H_Town) March 30, 2023

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TO WHOMEVER IN THE @astros organization is responsible for sending the invite for Megan Thee Stallion, we all just wanna say THANK YEW https://t.co/ssMqy99ecB

— Sassington, M.D. (@MissSassbox) March 30, 2023

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Megan Thee Stallion at the Houston Astros Game🖤she look gawd😍 pic.twitter.com/a0U4AgnM1l

— theequeenstallion1👑\Fan Account (@queen_stallion1) March 30, 2023

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The Astros catcher when he was hugging Megan thee stallion pic.twitter.com/lS2hSfJNw8

— IG|@memez_supplier🛸 (@Memez_supplier) March 31, 2023

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Good form by Megan Thee Stallion on her First Pitch. #Astros pic.twitter.com/tY3hlXPMFK

— Chad Washington (@ChadDWashington) March 30, 2023

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Today the Astros got to step on the same field as Megan thee Stallion and you really got to love that for them.

— Timetadatodie (@Timetadatodie) March 31, 2023

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Me when I saw Megan Thee Stallion throwing out the first pitch at the Astros game pic.twitter.com/ZlyCvKRSuT

— John Reidy’s Take Machine (@JohnReidy303) March 31, 2023

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Even Megan knew she was a baddie.